So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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