There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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