I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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