I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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