Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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