She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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