I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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