i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just forgot I was standing up.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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