he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
