so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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