we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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