why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
