I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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