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her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
