I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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