Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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