sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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