i think my mom watched the whole time
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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