Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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