If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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