Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she told me i tasted like america
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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