Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My feet surprised me
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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