i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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