It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you didnt know i had herpes?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Randomize
