I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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