Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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