She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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