Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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