you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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