too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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