im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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