I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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