all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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