I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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