Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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