David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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