I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
