never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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