I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My penis needs a shock collar
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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