So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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