I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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