and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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