I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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