Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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