So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
where am i from again
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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