I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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