kristin has been a bad kristin
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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