I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I think im going to throw up on grandma
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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