Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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