just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My vagina just clenched in fear
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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