I hate all girls vehemently.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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