HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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