Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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