Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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