Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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