Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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